AHHHHHHH....!!!

Well let me just tell you about my lunch break today...I'm still in Vernal; I walk out of the fire center to go to lunch and notice my car had a flat tire....not too big of a deal considering I had the same flat tire 2 days ago...So I drive to maverick to see if I can put some air in it to see what was going on..
As I pull into maverick this guy in this ratty old junker of a car gets out & comes over to my car. He tells me he noticed I had a flat & would see if he could fix it. Well after trying to put air in the tire, no air would go in......So this guy tells me to pull over there in the shade on that corner & he will put the spare on.....OK by this time I get this weird feeling because he reeks of alcohol, so I'm pretty nervous & it doesn't help that I watch way too many Cold Case Files, way too much Law & Order & CSI , and way too many MURDER shows on A&E. I start thinking to myself that I should just take it to American Car Care & have them fix it AGAIN..so I tell Mr. drunk scruffy man that is what I am going to do.....thinking that he will let me be.....BUT oh no he says I will go over there with you.....(oh shizzz!), He tells me his name is Art & that he grew up in Salina..( I'm pretty sure that's what all murderers say...) *sigh*
So to make a long story short I go to the tire place, they fix the tire, then Mr drunk scruffy guy tells me to are you ready for this?: CALL HIM 'WHEN I GET HOME SO THAT HE KNOWS I MADE IT THERE SAFE' ( can you hear the CSI music playing in the background...)
what the freak else do I do but scribble down his # & got the H. E. double hockey sticks outta there!
Yes Tom.... I will be getting my concealed weapons permit! Can we go pistol shopping when I get home? :)